EPISODE 019 – THE BIBLE, BUT WITH ELVES

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*Content Warning: EXTREMELY saucy elf fantasies ahead*

And thus the girls of Metamashina, thirsty beyond measure, descended to Arda to take their leisure of the Noldor and the Sindar, only to be seduced by the wickedly sensual Sauron. In our deconstruction of the Silmarillion, Tolkien’s most academic work collects dust while we try to determine which of Feanor’s sons is the most f**kable. Looking for a canonical deconstruction full of footnotes? This is not the place. We Harpies aim to break all the rules.

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Nat/AshesforFoxes

Erin/Holocroning

Shi/Ohtze

About Metamashina

Three Harpies podcasting about genre fiction. WARNING: Discussions of Klingon sex appeal, orc mating rituals and creative uses for lightsabers will follow.