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*Content Warning: EXTREMELY saucy elf fantasies ahead*
And thus the girls of Metamashina, thirsty beyond measure, descended to Arda to take their leisure of the Noldor and the Sindar, only to be seduced by the wickedly sensual Sauron. In our deconstruction of the Silmarillion, Tolkien’s most academic work collects dust while we try to determine which of Feanor’s sons is the most f**kable. Looking for a canonical deconstruction full of footnotes? This is not the place. We Harpies aim to break all the rules.
READING
- The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien, Christopher Tolkien (Editor) (1977)
- (Future Release) The Fall of Gondolin by J.R.R. Tolkien, Christopher Tolkien (Editor) expected release date August 30, 2018
- The Absence of Women – Swan Tower – Marie Brennan
RECS
- The Acts of King Arthur and His Noble Knights by John Steinbeck (post-humously published in 1976)
- The Graceling Trilogy by Kristin Cashore
CLOSING SOUNDS
LINKS
Nat/AshesforFoxes
Erin/Holocroning
Shi/Ohtze
